当医生(💁)(shēng )来(lá(🎅)i )敲(qiāo )门(🎎)，健康的人都成(chéng )病(bìng )人，不(🚂)管小病(📡)还是(shì(🚂) )重(chóng )症(🥂)，能够赚钱都是(shì )好病人。

Ivan (Brian Jordan Alvarez) is an American Paint Artist residing in Colombia. He was visited by his best friend, Christian (Peter Vack) along with his younger brother, Cole (Morgan Krantz). Somewhere along the way, Ivan and Cole hit it off although Cole is not gay (so he says). Will older brother, Christian be okay with that? As they say, True Love Conquers All, even if it takes years.

本(🕐)片讲述(🥉)了(le )三个(📣)失意(yì(💎) )的女人(🔅)：不愿意被客(kè )户(🧐)(hù )潜规(🕘)则而愤(🚻)然辞掉(✉)(diào )工(gō(🥒)ng )作的美丽御姐盛绮(🚽)(qǐ )珊(shā(☝)n )、一个(🧣)月被炒(👵)五次(cì(🐱) )鱿(yóu )鱼的职场小白夏思(sī(💓) )佳(jiā )、(🧣)因为使(🚒)用飞机(🐵)稿事(shì )件(jiàn )而身败名裂的(🤚)广告(gà(🦊)o )界(jiè )大(🐥)神薛云(🚗)，三人在(zài )酒(jiǔ )吧偶然相遇(💢)，因盛(shè(🔑)ng )绮(qǐ )珊(🛶)出手解(🐜)围薛云，而(ér )坐(zuò )在一起畅(👂)谈，并临(➿)(lín )时(shí(🏍) )起意一(🥡)起开一(🅰)家广(guǎng )告公司，就这(🦄)样走上(♑)(shàng )了创(🌚)业之(zhī(🌡) )路。然而(♒)这一路并没(méi )有想(👡)象中顺(🌤)畅，第一(😂)(yī )个(gè(🧑) )客户因(🥞)为夏思佳的(de )懦(nuò )弱自卑惹(🔖)怒客户(🧓)被(bèi )百(🕯)(bǎi )般刁(🔡)难，难得的一(yī )次(cì )机会可(⏸)以和薛(🤹)云的老(💔)(lǎo )合(hé(🍇) )作搭档欧凯丽的大(dà )公(gō(📄)ng )司合作(🕝)，正在签(🎹)合(hé )同(📆)(tóng )的时候，没想到创(chuàng )意(yì(🈳) )被盛绮(🌱)珊男朋(🏖)友周慕(🎠)(mù )文(wé(💪)n )泄露，直接导致合(hé(😫) )作(zuò )失(🚃)败，三人(🆕)的公司(🔔)(sī )名誉(🥁)扫地(dì )，陷入危机(jī(🉑) )……

深(🍍)夜(yè )在(🤳)某修车(📀)行里，被(👵)拖(tuō )欠了大半年工资的马(🙊)(mǎ )答(dá(🔱) )向老板(🔀)萧狐狸(🍪)讨薪(xīn ),不(bú )料神秘歹徒黑(💄)刁闯(chuǎ(💃)ng )入(rù )修(🍵)车行，似(🍏)乎要与(yǔ )他(tā )们接头销赃(🌔)。这让二(èr )人(ré(🛡)n )不明所(📦)以。其实车(chē )上(shàng )还有一名(🆒)不省人(📃)事(shì )的(🛡)(de )壮汉王(📪)灞，后备(🔶)箱(xiāng )里(lǐ )还捆着一位作为(🐲)人质(zhì(🤯) )的(de )美女(🎮)娜沐薇。深夜(yè )的(de )修车行里(🏝)，这一群(🌮)(qún )各具(📜)特色的(📥)人物发(😁)生(shēng )了奇妙的(de )命运(👼)纠葛…(🍕)…

嘉庆(📆)年(nián )间，海州之(💃)地官商勾(gōu )结(jié )腐败严重(😢)，乡绅刘(🔻)(liú )德(dé(⛪) )高与日(🤺)本人串通走(zǒu )私(sī )鸦片残(🤭)害百姓。刑(xíng )部(📃)(bù )尚书(💚)敖青密令洪涛前(qián )往(wǎng )特(🈵)查此案(🍮)。

稍峪乡(💚)(xiāng )稍(shā(🚢)o )峪村党(🤬)支部书记兼(jiān )村(cūn )委会主(🔄)任石大(🎳)刚提(tí(🧖) )议(yì )，根据该村实际情况(kuà(✊)ng )，成立鑫(🐜)旺农业(🐼)合作(zuò(🌟) )社(shè )。在(🦊)外地搞实体的(de )共产(🎥)党员张(💼)兴旺闻(🔰)讯(xùn )后赶回村(📘)(cūn )里，愿意投资鑫旺农(nóng )业(😂)合作社(👊)。由党支(🥒)部(bù )提(🕰)(tí )议，两委会商议，党(dǎng )员大(🏘)会审议，群众(zhò(🗨)ng )代(dài )表(🐘)大会决议，制定(dìng )了(le )稍峪村(🍰)成立鑫(🍨)旺农业(🗜)(yè )合(hé(👷) )作社，发(🤖)展绿色无(wú )公(gōng )害高效设(💱)施农业(😪)产(chǎn )业(🧑)(yè )和乡村旅游项目总(zǒng )体(🏮)(tǐ )思路(💲)的宏伟(🔖)规划。两(📤)(liǎng )委(wě(📢)i )会的提议，得到了(le )广(📶)(guǎng )大村(🐍)民的赞(💭)同拥护(hù )。村里(🤷)百分之九十的(de )村民与张(zhā(✔)ng )兴旺签(⏮)了合同(🌥)。但是(shì(🦁) )，要想将土地联成规(guī )模(mó(➿) )化半夏基地，正(💸)处(chù )规(🥚)(guī )划中心地带丁家的(de )八(bā(🈸) )亩地必(🧒)须签约(🔩)，而(ér )丁(Ⓜ)(dīng )家当(🥠)家人丁传根和张(zhāng )兴(xìng )旺(🏒)一家关(🥢)系错综(🥞)复(fù )杂(zá )，祖上有恩怨，牵(qiā(🦋)n )扯(chě )到(💙)清朝年(🦅)间两家(💍)大(dà )人(🔠)(rén )一起抗捐一起逃(😘)亡一(yī(🦓) )个(gè )被(🎈)抓一个失踪的(🎴)无(wú )头(tóu )案。父辈有交情，丁(👵)犟人和(👏)张家老(😝)爹老(lǎ(🔯)o )村长张忠(zhōng )厚是儿时一起(🃏)学艺的(de )师兄弟(🐟)，丁传根(🚬)的儿(ér )子(zǐ )丁小虎是一名(🔲)共产(chǎ(⬛)n )党(dǎng )员(😹)，担任村(⬇)支委，因(🏦)(yīn )受祖辈传教，对张(zhāng )兴(xì(🖨)ng )旺投资(🏦)承包鑫(🤯)旺农业(yè )合(hé )作社，表示坚(➖)决反(fǎ(🌩)n )对(duì )。正(🔦)值党中(🍏)央在全(🍰)(quán )体(tǐ )党员中开展(🎖)“两学(xué(🔫) )一(yī )做(🦊)”教育活动。通过(👞)(guò )对(duì )丁小虎的耐心说服(⛏)(fú )，丁小(🕑)虎偷着(🍚)签了土(🏹)(tǔ )地流转合同。丁犟人(rén )丁(👗)传根闻(wén )讯后(🐞)把小虎(😮)越俎代庖(páo )签下的合同撕(🌨)得粉碎(🍤)(suì )，还提(🚹)到了两(⌚)家避讳(💷)(huì )不(bú )轻易揭破的祖上恩(🙁)(ēn )怨(yuà(🤨)n )，放下了(🈺)绝不可能(néng )有(yǒu )半点商量(💣)余地的(🤓)狠话(huà(🎻) )。在县档(🍺)案局工(✂)作的(de )丁(dīng )犟人丁传(🐶)根的孙(👌)儿(ér )丁(📒)(dīng )罗林，通过查(🏕)阅存(cún )档(dàng )资料，还原了俩(🧤)家祖(zǔ(🚉) )上(shàng )真(🍙)正的历(⭐)史。丁犟(jiàng )人(rén )和张忠厚师(😲)兄弟变(biàn )成结(💨)拜兄弟(⛷)，张兴旺(wàng )在众人笑(xiào )声中(🗒)拿出了(🥈)贴身带(🔤)着(zhe )的空(⏪)白合同。

钱麟遂(suí )父(fù )亲心愿，带上(⛴)门客(kè(🕰) )亦(yì )卿(🚪)和小厮春子，来(lái )到(dào )七灵(👀)峰找辛(🛵)于学习(🕋)(xí )剑(jià(🍯)n )法。亦卿(👊)与辛于因为(wéi )投(tó(🤶)u )缘结为(🚳)知音，岁(🎂)月(yuè )静(jìng )好。子(⏺)夜来到辛庄(zhuāng )要(yào )挑战辛(🔙)于，被辛(🍧)于(yú )重(🍎)(chóng )伤，钱(🌖)麟却对子夜一(yī )见(jiàn )如故(💾)，教他辛于的(de )剑(📩)(jiàn )法。亦(🐍)卿看出子夜(yè )身(shēn )上戾气(🥊)，劝阻钱(✌)麟(lín )，钱(🕣)麟毫(há(🍻)o )不在意。子夜却在剑(jiàn )术精进后杀(👺)了钱麟(🏸)的(de )师(shī(👛) )父辛于，两人积怨(yuàn )。辛于死(💐)后，子夜(💶)在(zài )江(🌴)(jiāng )湖声(🉑)名鹊起(😕)，并暗(àn )中(zhōng )送银子(🌘)给钱麟(🛳)。子夜(yè(🦆) )与(yǔ )钱麟相遇(🎱)，两人间(jiān )隙(xì )更甚，亦卿见(😴)钱麟(lí(🧓)n )对(duì )自(🐳)己疏离(🚾)，也伤怀(huái )离(lí )开钱府……(👋)

Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.